March 2012
24 posts
February 2012
31 posts
Anonymous asked: u look so prety in ur new glasses an i really liek them ok that is all bai
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A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
A stunning ravioli. It has that wow factor. Holy crap, holy crap. Holy crap. The scallops. The FUCKING risotto.
“Feminism was established so that unattractive women could have easier access to...”
– Rush Limbaugh.
Oh my god. What…WHAT..>?!?
(via johnwilkestooth)
WHAT!!!!!!!!
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A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
Dreamer! Blame me all you want, you’re insane. Stone cold in the middle, Let me sit down to eat. Calamari, crispy rings. It’s dreadful.
A Gordon Ramsay poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
Congealed blood? I just don’t feel it. What is that? Oh My God. That is ghastly. Ghastly. Tragic.
imgeorge:
Don’t you spagett about me. Spooked spooked spooked ya
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
When you roll it out it looks like a pair of fuckin’ knickers. Tommy, can you hear me you muppet? Mushy peas.
Another Gordon Ramsay poem
fantasticamazing:
oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
“You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...”
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral” (source: npr)
This is one of the most lovely and comforting things I’ve ever read or heard about death and grieving, and I have been to more funerals than I can remember.
(via anachronistique)
habitababitabitable asked: get on aim preeze
i can't tell if my cat is farting or if the people...
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