February 2012
24 posts
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
A stunning ravioli. It has that wow factor. Holy crap, holy crap. Holy crap. The scallops. The FUCKING risotto.
“Feminism was established so that unattractive women could have easier access to...”
– Rush Limbaugh.
Oh my god. What…WHAT..>?!?
(via johnwilkestooth)
WHAT!!!!!!!!
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A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
Dreamer! Blame me all you want, you’re insane. Stone cold in the middle, Let me sit down to eat. Calamari, crispy rings. It’s dreadful.
A Gordon Ramsay poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
Congealed blood? I just don’t feel it. What is that? Oh My God. That is ghastly. Ghastly. Tragic.
imgeorge:
Don’t you spagett about me. Spooked spooked spooked ya
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
When you roll it out it looks like a pair of fuckin’ knickers. Tommy, can you hear me you muppet? Mushy peas.
Another Gordon Ramsay poem
fantasticamazing:
oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
“You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...”
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral” (source: npr)
This is one of the most lovely and comforting things I’ve ever read or heard about death and grieving, and I have been to more funerals than I can remember.
(via anachronistique)
habitababitabitable asked: get on aim preeze
i can't tell if my cat is farting or if the people...
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January 2012
27 posts
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johnwilkestooth:
MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES ‘GOOD DAY’
murkavenue:
CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo...
habitababitabitable asked: Hey cuppycakes
I am not going to shut up about this. If we don't... →
The Easy Drake Oven™
johnwilkestooth:
heyveronica:
suburbantragic:
“Your cookies will come out soft as hell.”
Oh my fucking god.
Yes. YES.
I hate that I like this
tracieeganmorrissey:
kellyoxford:
Sorry this is basically a sony ad, but the results ACTUALLY freaked me out. I’m sure there are a ton of these around, but this was the first I’ve seen. Stare at the red dot on her nose for 30 seconds. Look at the ceiling and blink really quickly. WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK….
I can’t stop doing this.
I LOVE IT.
FOUND THE OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE PETITION TO STOP...
moriartistry:
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A Poem about Gordon Ramsey - by Allison
fantasticamazing:
Touch the meat, Touch the meat. It’s raw. Raw.
iminlovewitastripper:
educatednipple:
what kind of sex does a priest have?
NUN
oh really?
sheeeeit
Watchfunkies:
wontonpoop:
omfg
there is projectile vomit from how much i am laughing right now
